Sometimes I walk into my neighbor’s house and squat in the living room and drink my own blood, just so they have no idea some monster is coming in the middle of the night while they went out and drinks their own blood. Really badass neeto darling, right? Almost as sweet as my bag of candy nuts. Anyway, sometimes I like to fuck in your garden too. I’m doing this just to make them feel confused and think their dog has been eating a little too much spicy chipotle lately. Too bad their dog died. Probably all that chipotle. Man, you really shouldn’t feed your dog chipotle, or that shit will be a little too spicy for that dog’s taste, and pretty soon you’ll have a dead rotting chipotle dog in your yard, and then there’s no more a** ** in your backyard like the dog came back to haunt you because you’re a terrible poop owner and fed your dog chipotle. Sometimes I have sex in my neighbor’s yard after eating chipotle anyway, and they called the police twice. ******* idiots, they still can’t figure out it’s me. One time my dog ate chipotle**** outside the bathroom that I forgot to flush, and I’ve had a craving for shit ever since. It was as if he had become a shitty vampire. So, for your bloodlust problem (damn monster), I recommend eating chipotle dog poop at least twice a day like any other normal person would.