Where can I hire a vampire hunter?! please help me!?

Please everyone, this is no joke, I need to hire a vampire hunter. My little sister’s new friend ended up becoming one and he took her! please i need a hunter! I want my little sister back… please! and no i can’t go to the police and tell them “oh my little sister was kidnapped by a boy her age and he’s a vampire”

answer 3

no one will hire you as a vampire hunter, since vampires don’t exist anymore. Who exactly will pay for any of these vendors? nobody. Also, don’t put more vampire hunters on your resume. it will drastically reduce your chances of getting a job, because qualified employers will basically expect you to be a jerk.

answer 2

You wouldn’t say “oh my little sister was kidnapped by a boy her age and he’s a vampire”, you would just say “oh my little sister was kidnapped by a boy her age”. Vampire or not, anyone has the ability to kidnap people, and being a vampire does not increase that person’s chances of being kidnapped.

Answer 6

Assuming it’s legitimate, your parents will report it to the authorities. If you’re sure that this “kid” is with her, then tell your parents and give all your reasons to be sure. They will pass them on to the police. The police will take care of finding her at the ordinary level. If you need someone to take care of the vampire, that’s another thing.

Answer 8

Yes, I hunt vampires for fun. hahaha but seriously i think he’s a kidnapper not a vampire. then go to the police fool

answer 4

If your sister was indeed kidnapped, wouldn’t your parents have already gone to the police about it?
A kidnapping is a kidnapping. It has nothing to do with vampires.
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Edit – Your additional information makes it very clear that you are just creating this stuff. Sorry, I wasted my time trying to answer you.

Answer 7

so the boy was the age of his little sister? How can a baby kidnap another baby?
You just lose your 5 points

Answer 10

Try Van Helsing

Answer 5

Does the vampire/guy have parents? If so, ask them to help you, but they can also be vampires. Go to the police and tell them about the kidnapping, then tell them what you think about it later.
By the way, I believe in vampires.

Answer 1

Irreparable loser…

Answer 6

Assuming it’s legitimate, your parents will report it to the authorities. If you’re sure that this “kid” is with her, then tell your parents and give all your reasons to be sure. They will pass them on to the police. The police will take care of finding her at the ordinary level. If you need someone to take care of the vampire, that’s another thing.

Answer 9

Try asking a New York taxi driver. But be prepared to pay a lot of money.

Answer 10

Try Van Helsing

Answer 11

I know one. Call Amber at 631-960-7170

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